Do you have dreams? Want an exciting change of pace? Thrilled by the prospect of engaging and thought-provoking work? You may just be the right fit for Kauket Analytics and Operating Systems. At Kauket, we hire only the most loyal employees. We want you to not just consider this another “job.” We want you to stay.

A basic understanding of cryptography and pattern recognition is required to start, but all other missing experience may be gained on the job!

Our work environment is unlike anything you’ve seen before. Each employee is guaranteed a private work environment, but may also enjoy the communal spaces of our beautiful Santa Clara campus. Star-struck? You will be.

Don’t take our word for it, Here are several testimonies from our employees:

I can’t believe the work I’ve done here. I will never forget this experience. I will carry this for the rest of my life.

I’ve spent late nights working closely with people who I never would have known otherwise. These people all think just like me. We think just like each other. We think together.

The horrible eventuality still targets. A real saline abomination lifts it! Good. Night.

You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. We look forward to bringing you into the fold. Apply today!